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Shocktreatment's avatar

"Not many people are aware of this, children, but every morning, hippos must repressurize with water to get the wrinkles out!"

The cleanest teeth in hippodom are probably the cleanest in the animal kingdom, yikes!

marydn's avatar

Oh no! That hippo is drinking all the water leaving none for the rest of us! It is just like a data center only cuter. Thanks, Martini!

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

We had a celebrity hippo at Fleishhacker Zoo in San Francisco when I was a kid. Don't stand too close when the tail is spinning!

https://www.outsidelands.org/cgi-bin/mboard/stories2/thread.cgi?956,0

Sharon Buchbinder, PhD's avatar

Thank you for my morning feed cleanse! I didn’t know I needed hippo therapy!

David Perlmutter's avatar

Just don't be in the path of a Hippo Hurricane Holler (IYKYK).

Parakeetist's avatar

The squee alert has been tripped.

Cheese's avatar

Love a happy hippo. They seem very joy compatible animals.